Drinks First, Golf Second golf visor in White, with pink and green lettering on the front.

Drinks First, Golf Second — Golf Visor | Funny Golf Gift

White / OSFA
$34.99
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Drinks First, Golf Second golf visor in White, with pink and green lettering on the front.

Drinks First, Golf Second — Golf Visor | Funny Golf Gift

Priorities, in order.

$34.99

Free US shipping. Buy a hat and the $39 Shoot Lower guide comes free. It shows up in your cart.

Full-color print on a structured rope cap. Made to order.

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Some priorities are non-negotiable. The Drinks First, Golf Second visor says exactly what every 19th-hole regular is thinking — with enough sun protection to make sure you make it there. This lightweight performance visor features the phrase printed on the front, because your game plan deserves to be public. • Lightweight action visor with textured poly/spandex knit and slight stretch • Moisture-wicking sweatband keeps your vision clear from tee to green • Adjustable hook-and-loop closure — one size fits most golfers • Printed "Drinks First, Golf Second" design (direct-to-film) • Available in 6 colorways: Black, White, Graphite, True Navy, True Red, True Royal • Unisex fit for men and women The perfect golf gift for your foursome's designated beverage captain, your golf trip buddy, or the league player who books the tee time just for the patio. Great for golf outings, bachelor parties, league nights, and anyone whose pre-round routine starts at the bar. Made to order. Ships from our print partner. Yardage Book is a golf humor brand for players who take the game seriously but themselves never. Based in the United States and shipping nationwide.
If we botch your hat

Everything is made to order, so no change-of-mind returns. But if it shows up damaged, defective, or misprinted, we reprint it free — report it within 30 days of delivery with a photo, and you don't have to send anything back. The fine print.

Shipping, honestly

Made to order — printing starts when you do. Allow 2–7 business days to print plus 2–5 in the mail. US shipping is free on every hat. Full shipping policy.

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