A golfer on a golf course wearing the Still Bad at Golf rope hat in Blue Jean with a white rope.

Still Bad at Golf - Rope Hat

Blue Jean / Adjustable
$39.99
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A golfer on a golf course wearing the Still Bad at Golf rope hat in Blue Jean with a white rope.

Still Bad at Golf - Rope Hat

Practiced all winter. Same guy.

$39.99
Color
SizeAdjustable

Free US shipping. Buy a hat and the $39 Shoot Lower guide comes free. It shows up in your cart.

Full-color print on a semi-structured rope cap. Made to order.

Free US shipping. Every hat, every order. A second hat ships free too.

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Years of lessons. A bag full of new clubs. A swing thought for every hole. Still bad at golf.

This funny golf rope hat says the thing every weekend golfer has already said out loud — and it says it without a single word of insider jargon, so the joke lands whether you play twice a week or have never held a club. That is the point. Your foursome gets it, and so does whoever bought it for you.

Type-only, set large and clean across three lines, printed on a classic rope hat with an adjustable snap back. Eight colorways.

The golf gift for dad, a husband, a boyfriend, or the friend who has been promising to break 100 since 2019 — Father's Day, a birthday, or the Saturday before a scramble.

If we botch your hat

Everything is made to order, so no change-of-mind returns. But if it shows up damaged, defective, or misprinted, we reprint it free — report it within 30 days of delivery with a photo, and you don't have to send anything back. The fine print.

Shipping, honestly

Made to order — printing starts when you do. Allow 2–7 business days to print plus 2–5 in the mail. US shipping is free on every hat. Full shipping policy.